Ariel just called me at work. She is hanging out with my Mom, and she said "Grandma Judith used to smoke. Did you put something in her cigarettes that made them explode?"
Long pause.
"Yes, I did."
"How did you do that?"
"Well, you take a small stick that is a firecracker and slip it into the cigarette, and then when she lights it, it goes BANG!"
Pause...
"Can you get me some of those?"
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